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Cow Shit Pie

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie
by The Graham March 17, 2009
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Fan hits the Shit

the total opposite of the shit hitting the fan, in which case nothing happened, calm, mellow
"too bad the fan hits the shit i didn't want him to kick the fuck out of him "
by Tom beaver stein February 21, 2009
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indian tribal shit

when a man takes a monster shit on a indian girls face. as the shit makes contact with her cheeks she proceeded to make the shit war paint. once the shit is taken she run around in circles singing indian tribal songs.
Jessica: last night my man whore gave me an indian tribal shit I think I still smell like indian shit.

Amanda: yea, you do smell beeotch.
by the indian shitter June 18, 2013
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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Shits 'n' Googles

When someone immediately Googles something upon hearing about it or seeing it whether on TV, the radio, from someone else, the interweb, etc...
Chet: "I wonder if there's a record for the world's largest Jello cube?"
Kilron: "I'll check it out for Shits 'n' Googles!
by sirociper February 13, 2010
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shoo-wee shit

a word that someone uses when they are tired or worn out...and alternative to sighing or saying "whew"
shoo-wee shit!! im finally done plantin these trees, im bout to go lay my ass down! shoo-wee shit
by j_i_m_b_o February 21, 2010
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stupid fuckload of shit

a phrase used when you are pissed off at someone or something
man, that test was a stupid fuckload of shit.
by meganfoxboner October 10, 2009
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