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big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.
I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .
by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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Big Sexy Rat

A fat boy who raves about his dorm food and saying he's the shit when he's really the dick. He also thinks he's the goat at Fantasy ball, yet no one cares or asks.
Look at that big sexy rat he's being so lazy fat boy
by Swagboy2468 January 28, 2024
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Big Bad Brad

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.

Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.

Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?

Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 1, 2025
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Big sister

A slave of her parents family and younger siblings (particularly brothers)
by Hello-553669 April 19, 2025
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Big stew

A large fellow who has owned many of shit box Vehicles who takes pride in dodging the police. He who is a “big stew” is a simple man who enjoys cheap brews and sick drifts on a shlammered Saturday night. Many love him, many hate him as he is not for anyone. Although, he does not care. He will just leave the situation in a cloud black smoke as his shit box rattles away.
Damn, that guy was such a big stew did you see the vape cloud coming from his flatbed 7.3?
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big breasts

a certain internet rule tag with half a million posts with this tag. (is also another word for large breasts but on that site it only has over 1 million posts)

there are posts tagged with this are mostly larger sizes and not the actual boobs smaller than the size of their head.
Example: pokemon big breasts serena (pokemon) / 1234578
by ぴょち December 20, 2023
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