might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

slap the shit out of my titties

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!

Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!

by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

In a hurry, rushing.

"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

Getting Kicked out of french class

Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.

getting kicked out of french class... "fuck max wine"

by TheCathodeRays September 20, 2009

error 503 connection timed out

what happens when urban dictionary times out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

by icanttype May 4, 2018

Lets get the flock out of dodge

It basically means "lets get the heck out of here."

"This bomb is about to blow! Lets get the flock out of dodge!"

by trevorbuchh March 7, 2012

High School Drop Out Jesse

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro

Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005