Where a person believes wearing high-visibility clothing imparts them with authority above the common man, when they have been granted no authority at all.
There's Tim directing traffic at the match. He becomes a bossy prick when he puts on the high-vis jacket. The nonce thinks he's a cop or something. High-vis Syndrome at its best. Prat.
Yeah, Tim's a tool, no wonder his wife left him for the postman.
Yeah, Tim's a tool, no wonder his wife left him for the postman.
by oirishguy January 17, 2026
Get the High-vis Syndrome mug.A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026
Get the high assitude mug.A high-maintenance friend is someone who needs intense, consistent time, emotional energy, and attention often. They frequently require constant reassurance, emotional support, and a safe space to be clingy. They need validation, immediate responsiveness, and priority status in your schedule. These people are not for those who cannot keep up, or give them that emotional contribution.
by bunnidere January 22, 2026
Get the High-maintenance friend mug.“Blow my high” is a term that describes when you really need a lighter and no one else but dude who you know will ask to join and will negatively impacts or a lot of the times ruin your cannabis experience.
“Damn I need a lighter, but I don’t want to ask bro because if he smoke with me he gon blow my high.”
by pwoud1 January 26, 2026
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Audience members who get blood-pressuringly exasperated from enduring too many "flamboyant flair" keyboard/fretboard shenanigans could also develop high triglisserides, as well as merely da musician's being affected in dat way.
by QuacksO February 2, 2026
Get the high triglisserides mug.Technologies emerging from intelligences that have undergone a second, even more profound leap in cognitive capacity, making S1 entities look simple. This tier involves mastery of spacetime geometry, creating stable wormholes for transport, manipulating gravity, and engineering consciousness at a fundamental level. S2 tech begins to look like magic, allowing for interstellar travel via traversable gates, the construction of ringworlds, and the ability to edit physical constants on a local scale.
Second Singularity/High Transapient (S2) Technologies Example: A S2 Technology is a Stable Wormhole used as a subway between stars, a Matrioshka Brain (a Dyson Sphere computing substrate around a star), or a Jupiter Braincore that converts an entire gas giant into a computational matrix. These are projects of such scale and subtlety that their operating principles are opaque to baseline humans and even S1 minds.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
Get the Second Singularity/High Transapient (S2) Technologies mug.A mental illness, also known as HSMHS. Those who have it suffer from the unalterable pure hatred of High school musical wether they’ve watched it or not.
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