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Ain't my shit

Not liking or not being fond of something.
Tim: Hey Bill, I'm finna go to Chipotle. You down?

Bill: Nah man that ain't my shit. I'm boutta head to McDonald's.
by BouttaLearn2Day March 4, 2014
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the shit hit the fan

When discovery of an inopportune incident, usually pertinent to personal misconduct, indiscretion, dereliction or impropriety is made, that provokes outrage toward and/or has seriously negative consequences for the perpetrator(s).
The shit hit the fan when her husband found out about her exorbitant expenditures.
by desenfado January 21, 2014
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Check your shit

A phrase used to remind people of how moronic they are being and to bring them back to reality.
Tim, running in a circle like an idiot, screaming
John: Tim what are you doing?
Tim: I'm flying John, flying!
John: CHECK YOUR SHIT TIM!
Tim has an existential crisis, his life flashing before his eyes, his birth, his college years, meeting his wife, having his children, he soon realizes that he's acting like an idiot and stops spinning in a circle
Tim: Thank you John, thank you
by shitchecker1234321 September 12, 2016
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shit piss and corruption

Permanent parts of the human experience. Mostly seen at FBI and other political places.
by WiredOne September 8, 2019
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shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.
Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.
by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013
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let's have a shit

to say to have a good time with your homies
Brad: dude... what should we do today?
Paul: let's have a shit bro
by rinnalives February 5, 2019
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