thats my shit

means to have things

you like this bud? thats my shit

by electricjesus April 24, 2005

shit hit the fan

The shit is information, and the fan a person or persons (often an employer or partner or someone in a position of seniority or superiority) to whom the information will be viewed as very bad news and also who is/are going to react immoderately and with no concern (or even some delight) as to whom the information then spreads.

This is an analogy for the worst possible development where concealment or deception have taken place and is a story in three parts: 1)The shit and the fan are seen as separate giving rise to nervousness of the awful consequences should they meet. 2)That moment arises, when time appears to stand still and the blades of the fan appear frozen for a split second. 3)There is an awful smell and a heck of a lot of clearing up to do.

The shit hit the fan when my mother returned home early to find my father trying on her best summer dress in front of the mirror.

by Paul Newton June 29, 2006

Anti-shit-gasm

When you think you need to take a dump, go and sit on the toilet for minutes, nothing comes out, so you stand up and leave feeling somewhat unaccomplished and awkward.

Geoff: Dude I just took a 3 minute sitter
Bill: I know how you feel, I had an Anti-shit-gasm myself this morning
Geoff: Did you flush? I never know whether to flush

by cardi3 October 16, 2010

back-up shits

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

shit and fall back in it

Very Southern U.S. way to tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Last night Brandy come up in the trailer saying how she had a baby and it was mine and I knowed she ain't let me take a smell in at least nine months so I tell her she can just shit and fall back in it for all I care.

by UrbanAristophanes December 13, 2016

fo shit-lit

similar to fo sho. but with more emphasis.

she was a hoe, fo shit-lit.

by kimanthany May 26, 2009

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011