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THATS NOT ME

tuffest song ever yeah. made by dose yns skepta and JME yeah.
NAH THATS NOT ME ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THATS NOT ME SEX ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME LIPS ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME YEAH I USED TO WEAR GUCCI PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN COS THATS NOT ME TRUE I USED TO LOOK LIKE YOU BUT DRESSING LIKE A MESS NAH THATS NOT ME
by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025
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It’s the _ for me

It’s the not know what “it’s the _ for me means” for me
Person 1: wow your soooooooo nice
Person 2: it’s the _ for me
by AceTheEnby_ February 9, 2021
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Another term for "I will give you oral sex"
Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby
by tongue24 December 2, 2022
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me best

Dan snorting coke for the 118th time today.
"Me best"
"Kys dan"
by Bettafish541 March 14, 2022
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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Woooosh on me,

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.

It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.

It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."
Person A: There is a fly in my soup.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.

Person A: We should dine-n-dash.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.

Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 28, 2019
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