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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.
by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017
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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves
by sillycat13 May 3, 2023
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limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING
David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
by K.H69 December 28, 2017
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