are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

are you fucking me seriously? by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

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are you legit?

Means: are you serious? legit as in legitimate.

Are you legit?

person 1: 'dude i just got hit by a ghost !'
person 2: 'are you legit??'
person 1: 'no.. ghosts arent real douche..'

are you legit? by beachybabeWA October 13, 2010

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Are you nut?

It has multiple uses and definitions.

Are you crazy?

What the fuck!?!

Are you STOOPID?!

James, "Want to fuck?"

Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."

Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*

Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"

Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*

Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."

Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"

Are you nut? by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

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why, who are you?

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and is about 18 years old, and hardly at use. It's equivalent to "get lost" or "who do you think you are?!" , but with much more disrespect. it's usually used when someone disturbing you at the road.

"you little @#$@#$!!; who do you think you are, that you drivung that way?!"

why, who are you? by shahak March 19, 2005