Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."
by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011
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boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating
the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange
by BLS13 August 28, 2009
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Boner-flip

The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...

Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011
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Squirm Boner

When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.

This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:

A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.

When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy

when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.

When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
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Boner pit

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."
by boner pit miner August 03, 2008
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Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.
Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 08, 2011
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Lonely boner

"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.
My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.
by Rufus T (for Tucker) December 12, 2008
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