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Future Wife Day

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..
by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
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I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
by I'mHim August 29, 2023
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wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
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ur wife

its self explanatory ;)
im ur wife now
by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021
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