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wet taggle

The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."
"I cannot believe you just wet taggled me, you b*tch. That's disgusting."
by SwedishB January 3, 2008
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Wet ramandi

Kind of a wet Willy but not really....
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.
Hey is Claire coming over later?
Yea I'm gonna give her a wet Ramandi
by DaddiesMeatRod August 1, 2018
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Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
mugGet the Wet Hawkmug.

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
by DrewDrew October 23, 2005
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Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.
girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."
by riotross September 2, 2009
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wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
by Nuckpang February 17, 2008
mugGet the wet towelsmug.

Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.
Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.
by drewseph January 29, 2005
mugGet the Wet Crayfishmug.

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