Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.

I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.

by Drainage94 March 9, 2017

water damage

Damage that is caused by water. Can ruin electronics.

Water damage is not covered by the warranty of my ear buds, which I dropped into the toilet.

by ObamaWireless August 28, 2021

dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

by the scripture August 15, 2016

Boobie water

Milk

"Can you go to the store? We ran out of boobie water."

by lmmm27 November 29, 2020

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Buffalo Water

The Sexual act of drinking lean from your partner's Anus

Damn girl, you THICC. i'd drink your buffalo water!

by gumerz September 1, 2020

Wiener Water

When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).

"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."

by Madampresident January 15, 2015