urban dictionary

The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.

"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."

by Blah #5 July 21, 2008

Urban dickasaurus

Any old or uncool person who memorizes as may words as he/she can, hoping someone will think that person is cool, but its to far a stretch and it doesn't work.

God, he only says "badonkandonk" about 6 times an hour. He's such an Urban dickasaurus.

by Pud'n Tain November 14, 2006

urban prep

a fresh taste of style. one who dresses the urban way and clashes the prep style perfectly.

Check out that kid. He's rocking skinny jeans wit a polo and a cardigan. Hes a straight up urban prep.

by slickrick818 June 20, 2009

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

urban dictastin'

Checking out the defs on Urban Dictionary.com

DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK...

DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?

LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.

DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?

LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.

DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?

LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!

DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?

MOM: Hi Honey.

DAD: What's that on your lip?

MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?

by Sharon Dixie Normuss June 18, 2006

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary for functional modern morons.

You are looking at the Urban Dictionary. It's right in front of you.

by D. Quixote February 24, 2008

urban turban

A gangster muslim.

I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.

by Woob May 25, 2004