chocolate twat

when a guy pulls his dick directly out of a girls ass and puts it into another girls pussy. the girl that started with the dick in her ass eats the chocolate twat.

my girl friend ate the chocolate twat that i gave her friend.

by archey 14 December 9, 2010

twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.

In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.

by GUADD October 7, 2010

Twi-Twat

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

by True-Twitard June 15, 2010

Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

by t89472 August 30, 2010

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008