A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
by 9109bm December 28, 2014
Get the twat conemug. A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
Get the sizzling twatmug. Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017
Get the Sea Twatmug. 1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.
2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.
3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.
4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.
3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.
4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
Get the twat botmug. by King ranee September 24, 2017
Get the bopper twatmug. Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014
Get the Twat potatoesmug. by DONKEYMEOOSE March 4, 2022
Get the Twat plistmug.