Twat Swatter

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

by mi_ni June 11, 2009

Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017

Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

by t89472 August 30, 2010

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

chocolate twat

when a guy pulls his dick directly out of a girls ass and puts it into another girls pussy. the girl that started with the dick in her ass eats the chocolate twat.

my girl friend ate the chocolate twat that i gave her friend.

by archey 14 December 9, 2010

Twat face

A proppa div , someone who is an idiot

Your a right twat face , this means you are a 4 letter word starting with c and ending in t .

by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017