When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
by Francis L August 13, 2017
Get the ghost turkeymug. by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016
Get the Sliced Turkeymug. Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
by mcmappy November 23, 2017
Get the turkey droppingmug. Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!
Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!
by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020
Get the Turkey Rebellionmug. by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016
Get the Turkey lickermug. by GoonerGang September 23, 2023
Get the Turkey Tommug. its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).
by the creator of slirt May 24, 2021
Get the quirky turkeymug.