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G-Town Schmucks 

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.
Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.
G-Town Schmucks by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

power of a Tony 

n. The influence of the Italian mafia on any given affair.

Note: This is not to be confused with the "Power of attorney".
Frankie hadn't paid his rent in three months, so Jimmy invoked the power of a Tony on him. We haven't seen Frankie since.

Checking your College Town 

<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!

That is how you can be checking your college town.

Best Cushion Town 

Lion: whos got the best kush in town?

Betsy: Best Cushion Town.

Lion: Hook me up yo!

Nuff Said

Tourist in your own town 

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town

Taking a Tony 

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
Taking a Tony by Tooonny January 20, 2019