Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.
Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.
What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.
<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!
That is how you can be checking your college town.