Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020
Get the Feast on my squirrel mug.1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
Get the Squirrel feeder mug.Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
Get the Jarrod Squirrel Incident mug.An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
Get the Squirreled mug.Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.
Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.
by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020
Get the Squirrels mug.A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018
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