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Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding
by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019
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Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
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diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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eagle fart

The gaseous output of smelly substance from the end of the Elementary Canal aimed at a particular person or thing, usually for a revenge.
The range greatly depends on the meals eaten and the scale of revenge the person wants to take. Usually does no physical harm, but often causes false odour and uneasiness in the surroundings.
Jim: Hey! what are you upto?
Jack: Just avoiding your girlfriend, you know, we haven't met after break up.
Jim (to Jill): (In rage) He'll pay for his deads!!
-after half an hour-
-Jim crosses Jack from front and explodes his weapon secretly-
Jill: Man! you just sent an Eagle fart to Jack!!
by Fartceptist November 13, 2013
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Kamakaze Fart

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 3, 2017
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muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.
It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
by Teflon72 December 31, 2013
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thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart
by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013
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