My names Jeff

One of the greatest memes in 9,000 galaxies, with this meme in your belt no one will ever know your true identity because u r JEFF.

My names Jeff, what’s ur name, I SAID MY NAME IS JEFF!

by Meme_boi9000 October 23, 2019

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.

by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020

capping on someones name

lying or bullshitting on someones name

This nigga capping on someones name.

by CleanChasinPaper February 14, 2019

the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020

MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

When you get a text from a random number.

*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

by yurarsegay May 15, 2019

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019