National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

Best Girlfriend ever

Mayumi matinaga

You know when you have the best girlfriend ever

by Sara Matinaga Lover May 20, 2023

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend

“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”

by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

girlfriend

a girl you don;t just love but someone you trust and can tell anything to, a best friend you can depend on a person that docent just love you but needs you , and loves you.

i have a girlfriend.

by buttonmicbomb October 7, 2020

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022