by trashman101 February 7, 2025

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.
“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

Mexican sound of disapproval. Anything in put in front of it will be discredited.
(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)
(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)
Friend: I just graduated form college, top of my class!
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!
(Again, from the same comedian and same show)
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!
(Again, from the same comedian and same show)
by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022

When you open your mouth to get a shot poured from the tequila bottle but it gets poured on your head instead.
by j dub tongue out December 6, 2023

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

by EmmiTisma May 8, 2017
