by TrevorC December 4, 2006

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby
by manly_the.dude January 21, 2021

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
by dubble tap February 18, 2018

TAPS, an acronym for "The Abortive Project Specialists".
A crack team of Managers who start projects, produce stellar work, but somehow end up having their projects cancelled at around 60% completion through no fault of their own, usually as a result of policy, funding or senior decisions.
A crack team of Managers who start projects, produce stellar work, but somehow end up having their projects cancelled at around 60% completion through no fault of their own, usually as a result of policy, funding or senior decisions.
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest October 14, 2020

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.
Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”
“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”
“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)
by mucus August 9, 2021
