shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.

Way to fake the snake, Wayne.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

snake mind

noun a person who is always taking other people's ideas and claiming it was all their idea in the first place

after paul purchaced his new blackberry, that fucking snake mind rick went oun and got the exact same one.

by Paul N. October 7, 2007

Snake Legs

Legs so fine, they don't even seem to exist.

Check out that chick...them's some fuckin' snake legs. Damn.

by tonydamas May 10, 2011

hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008