porn pig

Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.

He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.

by poopoothighs December 28, 2007

gear porn

Pictures, videos or stories of exotic, exclusive, vintage, expensive, special, unique or just weird musical instruments or other equipment (=gear), most often old modular analog synthesizers, that musically oriented people, not necessary musicians, drool over regardless if they can actually play the damn thing or not.

Mr.A: I check out Matrixsynth regularly for all my gear porn needs. Do I look like I'm married?

by patchcordmaggot August 20, 2007

wii-porn

just looking up porn with your nintendo wii console

why use my computer if I got wii-porn!

by dutchieness December 30, 2006

necro porn

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.

Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!

by Nahny June 30, 2016

Porn horror

A new type of genre in movies,novels,graphic novels,music etc. that combines porn and horror with some movies etc. leaning more toward porn and others more toward horror. A must see,read etc. as some scenes are mind blowing.

He likes porn horror.

by The Fury 13 January 7, 2011

Bourne Porn

The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.

"My bloke was happy last night, The Bourne Ultimatum was on Sky so he got a fix of Bourne Porn."

by Kernow babe February 11, 2009

porn sweep

A walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no porn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. This activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).

“Hey – is Susan coming over tonite?”

“Yeah - I’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a porn sweep before she gets there”

by J Russell Finch June 8, 2011