potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato
"I just potato-shopped you sucker"
by potatoshop October 20, 2013
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potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes
Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.
by Potato_Land March 18, 2017
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soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020
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Potato penis

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.
by CrazyGoatLady January 25, 2017
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slutty potato

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time
1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!
by MaowAm July 09, 2014
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Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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