a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
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Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021
Get the Bridge goblin mug.A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
Get the Goblin Weed mug.Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014
Get the hobb goblin mug.A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?
Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.
Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.
Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022
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