when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The swift invasion that the United States/Britain/Quebec/Any asshole with one gun will happen should Canada continue to be a manwhore of a country.
Canadian: That will be aboot forty dollars for dat der condum
Me: PIGSHIT! This will never happen after the Invasion Of Canada!
Me: PIGSHIT! This will never happen after the Invasion Of Canada!
by Dogfijs December 25, 2010
Get the Invasion Of Canadamug. My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Colbertnation3113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.