by p_lo September 16, 2006
Get the horse is brown mug.The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
by khaytsus September 29, 2011
AKA "poop touch"
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
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Get the brown touch mug.Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth
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