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Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!
by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017
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Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer
by koijuh February 20, 2024
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Alaskan Sweet Spot

Hey! You got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot
by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019
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Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.
Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.
by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024
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alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.
The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.
by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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