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Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
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Tropical Fart

One level below a shart. A rare gem of a fart where the relative humidity and temperature between your butt cheeks becomes uncharacteristically high.
Hey Humphrey, I thought I sharted, but it was just a tropical fart. I guess I won't be needing that new pair of tightie whities afterall.
by HSD3 July 30, 2011
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Kamakaze Fart

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 3, 2017
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Heated Fart

A fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the anus. This phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. The foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as American style McDonald's, Wendy's, and many other fast food chains. This is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase "Steaming pile of shit." These farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. Please do not light a match near the rectum when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.
Man, "OUCH."
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"
by Uruugh January 22, 2015
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diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart
by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013
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seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent
"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
by bourkes May 16, 2005
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