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E-tard

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .
my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed
by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003
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E-Tarded

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.
(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment
by Christopher Otte January 6, 2008
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wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.
"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"
by Colin Fields December 28, 2006
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tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about
Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha
by Chairman July 2, 2004
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e-tard

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".
l337Hax0r is an e-tard.
by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004
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Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.
by Ultra long man November 11, 2017
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Tic-tard

Don't be such a Tic-Tard.
by Patti Kate January 19, 2009
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