no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me mug.Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"
Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Is God a table? mug.Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
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Get the kitchen table circ mug.by Medoh July 26, 2022
Get the ate the whole table mug.A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
Get the Table masterbation mug.Tom:I’m gonna throw a table
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
by Appledotm June 8, 2022
Get the National throw your table day mug.Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
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