food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 5, 2013

Food-yawn

The act of eating food/having food near friends or family causing them to become hungry and start to find food to eat.

When Cheryl sat on the couch next to her brother with a sandwich, her brother food-yawned and got up to go make a sandwich.

by SpicyNandos September 20, 2012

golden food

Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.

deep fried corn dogs gas station mini-mart fast food corn dogs are a type of golden food

by Stcherb July 19, 2013

Carnival food

Unhealthy food that is commonly served at a carnival.

I felt like throwing up after eating that shitty, expensive carnival food.

by Brandon Blank September 15, 2013

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

Food blackout

A state of mind where a person is completely unaware of his or her surrounding, because he or she is too busy eating something insanely delicious.
When waking up from food blackout, you will often realize that you have been eating like a complete pig for several minutes, but despite of having dusins of people starring at you with disgusted looks, you are mostly just sad that a large ammount of the food you were eating is now gone.

Person A: "Dude, you´re like half way through your meal, and I havent even gotten my food yet!"
Person B: "OM NOM NOM!"
Person A: "DUDE!!!"
Person B: "What!?! Oh, Sorry I had food blackout."

by bIMON November 16, 2011

bottom food

Anything that is unpleasant, or less pleasant than something else.

Cold weather is bottom food.

by knitterchic October 23, 2011