shmonguss

a guy named justice who’s gay with special needs.

“justice is such a shmonguss.”

by sowsa April 25, 2023

Simon'd

To be prepared for battle only to casually abandon your team without trying.

Wow buddy, you just Simon'd us back there when we needed you.

by 44neverforgotten April 30, 2023

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

shmonglebob

Honestly a stupid faggot bitch

“That mf over there shmonglebob asf!”

by Anonymoustti June 11, 2023

Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

simon

he is a nugga

simon the nugga

by proofen July 5, 2023