A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalkermug. by hopdog February 1, 2015
Get the status takebackmug. A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
Get the Status attackmug. A person or groups gastronomical preferences based upon their knowledge of food, income, status, career, and/or upbringing.
The administrator's gastroeconomic status leads to the unrealistic expectation of two Michelin star food and service on a $7.00 per day budget.
by BB2887 July 14, 2023
Get the Gastroeconomic Statusmug. Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.
Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
Get the paragon statusmug. Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"
Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"
Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"
by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007
Get the yeme statusmug. Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024
Get the unc statusmug.