Star Wars

Popular fantasy franchise masquerading as science fiction. Features archaic and unrealistic political structures (Monarchies, empires) for galaxy-spanning civilisations. Technology includes armoured vehicles that would get seriously pwned by 21st century human technology, spacecraft with hideously under-powered and and low-range weapons (Even WWII battleships fought at greater ranges!) Small arms no self-repecting soldier would be found dead with (Low powered blasters that fire 'laser' bolts that fly as fast as arrows, no decent kinetic weapons like assault rifles, railguns and gauss guns)
Completely unrealistic 'force' powers (Hence fantasy not sci-fi) Superweapons that have to be the size of small moons in order to destroy planets (Ever heard of anti-matter?) And basically an overall grip of the realities of science, sociology and biology (Humanoid aliens are present - Star Trek is the worse offender for this though) that's as shaky as his Holiness the Pope. And he's pretty shaky.

The Star Wars films are fun to watch, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's sci-fi.

by NoXion March 26, 2005

Star

Stripper that loves to sleep with old men for a small price to be disscused in the VIP room. A Dancer who never showers yet bathes in the essence of body odor and cow pies. To be a "star" your breast must hang to your knees and your gut must drag the floor.

dude that nast chick must be a star at the local gentlemans club!

by BigC32001 February 6, 2010

Lone Star

A Lone Star is not from Texas. A Lone Star is someone who has only had sex with one person in their life.

I want to marry him and be a Lone Star

by Soulbrave22 July 15, 2010

Five Star

(verb) game played in the car on major highways. when you see a truck or semi that has a series of five lights across the front of the cab, everyone in the car yells "FIVE STAR" and hits the ceiling. the last person to do this has to take off five articles of clothing.

Boy 1: Hey five star!
Boy 2: Five star!

Boy 3:Aw damn it.

by Fishy the Great April 21, 2009

Porn star

Kens and Daniels moms

Man look at these porn stars. What? You talking about Ken and Daniels moms?

by Rocky February 6, 2004

The Star Alliance

The Star Alliance is an internet drama forum where people pretend to be active, but people mostly just hang out and talk about the good old days. Regulars as of last season were Joseph Stalin Grandson Ben (played by Magic) he's an asshole who punches people over the internet in violent disagreements. People on the receiving end of these are usually Xaran Failamas(played by himself), Some Whiny Australian(played by Melda) and ProfessionalChildMolester(played by himself). Other regulars include BilltheEmu(played by himself) who steals peoples pies, Lenny the Jannitor(played by Iskatumesk), Pope Wibod the 69th(played by himself), a drunken Australian Robot(played by Taeradun) and Drumsof "holyshitguyslookatthispornIfound" War(played by himself).

An example of a typical season at The Star Alliance.

ProfessionalChildMolestor- "You just hate me because I'm religous!!!!!"
Ben- "Wrong, I hate you because you're a faggot!" *PCM is launched into orbit by a GIANT BLACK COCK*

by Pope Wibod the 69th July 12, 2007

rap star

(Ireland) Used by heroin addicts in Dublin to describe right-on sorta people.

Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change... Any spare change ....
FIVER? THANKS!!! Youre a bleedin rap star!

by Decker 2 September 19, 2006