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Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017
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spoons

A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.
Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."
by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016
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Bro Spoon

When two males sleep in the same bed or couch together, head to foot, using each other's feet as a pillow. That is a bro spoon.
Guy #1 Hey man, do you wanna crash in my bed?

Guy #2 That's gay!

Guy #1 Nah, man, I only have one pillow so you'll have to use my feet as your pillow. It's bro spooning!
by Pelican pub May 30, 2015
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squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.
by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017
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Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority
I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear
by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022
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Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities
Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh
by YungBanjThaGod February 4, 2019
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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