Sperm Bandit

A guy who sperms in random places and doesn't clean up the mess or tell anyone he came there.

Dude eric had sex with that girl in your basement 2 weeks ago and didn't do anything about it. What? he's a sperm bandit!

by poopshooter33 January 31, 2010

sperm

something usually found on the back of gubs shirt

by all you wanted to know about huns but were too sca October 13, 2003

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

sperm

after sex the man has sperm that goes into a womens vagina and swims to the egg.wemon often swallow semen after they have suck his penis. wemon love sperm and having sex even when their raped.they maon and gasp all the time and they cum all over your dick.

jen was having sex with dave.dave ejaculated and jen licked up all his semen

by [TS]Master September 21, 2005

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

sperro

a sexy person of australian decent. a gangsterrrrizzllee that i like to personally holler at dawg. my brother in fact. a llama as well. and my other half

yo that sperro is ffiiiineee!

by lisa December 13, 2004

spermunity

A developed immunity to sperm caused by intercourse.

"Are you using birth control?"
"Nah, I got spermunity now so we cool."

by Lizzie Knox May 7, 2007