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Sex

Gender, defined by the reproductive organs and distinctive physical features of either gender.
Or
Reproductive act, an act of intercourse, or to put it more bluntly, when you mash the aforementioned reproductive organs together so that the woman, possessing the eggs, may create smaller versions of herself through a painful nine month process.
Alice has a pussy, Jack has a dick. Let's get some steamy animal instinct up in this hizzouse!
( they mash those organs together like arthritic dogs trying to shit. 9 months lather a human in larval stage emerges from Alice's pussy. This larval human is named George and grows up to have sex with another woman).
by CowSex December 20, 2013
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Sex

We had sex it's fucking awesome
by I'm not drunk im intocixated December 22, 2008
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Sex

The only reason your doing this is to get horny of of people's definitions so get offline you dirty human.
Sex is not for you.
by Go away 202 May 29, 2019
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Sex

Girlfriend: Do you want to have sex?

Me: Fuck yeah!
by CARLOVER24 March 4, 2014
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sex

a sexual intercourse, usually, between a male and a female of same species.
you seriously don't know about sex.
by keogaami July 29, 2017
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Sex

I was really horny last night so I called my boyfriend telling him I was horny he came .He threw me on the bed and he took his pants off and he wasn’t wearing underwear and I told him to make me really wet so he sat on top of me ripped off my tiny thong and bra. He sucked on my dd boobs. he threw me in to the 69 position. I was sucking his dick while he fingered and ate me out it was actually so good I had to stop sucking. He had his dick so far down I started gagging. My step dad came home from work but we never heard over my screaming and moaning. I got a glims of him and got up and pulled billy (my step dad) over and said to him “ I’ll give u a bj” billy got behind me and started playing with my boobs while my boyfriend started fingering me. I actually cried with pleasure. Billy left bc he knew that my mom was coming soon so he left while my bf started pumping. I gave billy what he earned and once my bf had to go I went into his room while my mum made my dinner billy went for a nap so I pulled down his underwear and started sucking his dick he woke up and said “oh my Lilly, you’re amazing at this !” He started to finger me 😉 my mum came up to tell billy that his dinner was ready and saw me with billy and said “ WITHOUT ME!!” She giggled and started to pump billy. I left them to it.then I needed it again so I called my boyfriend and thank god he came again. We fucked for hours and hours we fell asleep mid sex his dick in my vigina pulsing round his dick

Horny?? Thought so
When I need a rocket in my spaceport

Dude 1: hey what did u do last night

Dude 2: I had sex with lily and her dad last night

Dude 1: lucky
by Horny1029 November 16, 2018
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sex

i heard sammy has never had sex, she’s 57 with 4 kids!
by txe.hyungg September 29, 2019
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