Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Ditto season

When referring to the season winter you use the phrase “ditto season” as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” in December 2022 which had the track ditto alongside omg. Ditto is one of the songs to remember when reminiscing winter since it was a hit track back in dec 2022 and early 2023. Anticipating the arrival of winter you say it’s ditto season not winter season.

Ditto season is coming!!

by 22KMJ November 25, 2023

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

Blowie season

1. When a man is flush and he grabs a lot of hookers to suck his penis.

2. When a man flashes his gear (drugs) out in front of a female and she reciprocates by reciprocating.

Just won a coupon lads 5 grand ya beauty tell the birds it’s blowie season!! Where’s the gear?

by Oddacity January 2, 2019

North Moore Season

The route of the phrase North Moore Season stems from the landmark location of NORTH MOORE Street in the TriBeCa neighborhood of NYC. Well known for its access to the west side running path, several turf fields, and some of the most beautiful sunsets in the world. North Moore Season is a time of year between May and July where Mother Nature graces NYC with extended hours of sunlight after 7 months of disgusting snow, slush, and darkness. From the hours of 5pm to 9pm everyday you can find thousands of people partaking in getting it all. Running, biking, partner and group workouts, basking in North Moore Season in full glory. It’s important to note that in addition to its location, schedule, North Moore Season is very much so a state of mind. Induced by wearing a pair of WOLACO North Moore Shorts. A 9in compression short with two sweat-proof pockets that allows you to store your phone, cash, keys, and cards without a worry in the world so you can relish in full North Moore Season glory.

“What are you doing after work?!”

“I’m strapping on my North Moore shorts and hitting the pier ITS FRICKIN NORTH MOORE SEASON!”

by WOLACO June 10, 2018

season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015