Robert

The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it

I love you Robert-Javontae

by Filth God January 16, 2019

Robert

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robert is a piece of shit

by Ashton's future wife <3 April 9, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.

Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal July 12, 2015

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 14, 2017

Robert Hunter biden

The most charming cutest boy in America. The only boy I would simp for

Damm their is Robert hunter biden sheshh ❤️🥺

by Badestbitch February 15, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.

Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?

by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009