Questmandment

A statement, politely worded as a question, that conveys a clear command. Typically used in email to a lazyass peer or colleague you require something from, and hence are forced to be nice to. It’s effective use not only prevents bitching and whining that they don’t answer to you (aka the “you’re-not-the-boss-of-me” effect) but forces them to get off their ass and actually do their job without looking like a total bastard. (Note: Best used when the email includes a cc to the lazyass’s manager.)

Questmandment (used in email):

Kelly, we have a Production line down because they don’t have the metallic labels I asked you about last week. Would it be possible for you to get these added to our floorstock ASAP.

by jmcomedy June 18, 2011

questly syndrome

A disease that is characterized by the creation of an MMORPG account, such as World of Warcraft, Runescape or Tibia, in order to complete all of the quests available even if entails paying a monthly fee.

Mark: "How long has Kyle been playing WOW?"

Joe: "He's not logging out until he finishes the last quest."

Mark: "I'm gonna say that we've lost him to questly syndrome."

by Cedarus September 12, 2011

Question denied

When you write a question and its not accepted.

Darn! Why was my question denied again?

by That cop everyone hates September 30, 2011

Questing

Embarking on what is initially a simple errand but ends up becoming a huge hassle.

Eric went questing 40 miles round trip to find a liqour store open past 10:00 o'clock in Podunk, Indiana. After completing his quest he was so delighted, he drank the liqour from a brown bag until he became unconscious.

by Jerrod from Subway December 18, 2012

questablish

the act of asking questions to establish dubious facts (normally using Google/Wiki)

example: yeah, right and you got that info via a reliable source?
Yeah, of course, I'm not stupid! I questablished it on t'interwebz, so it must be true

by Morticiah July 28, 2014

questionny

(v) To be very inquisitive. A questionny person can often be seen as mildly annoying.

That questionny little bugger is gonna get a kick in the ass if he doesn't leave me alone.

by SlugBoss October 11, 2014

Question-Question

*Questionare game*
Question-question

1. You can not lie. No half truths.
2. You can not repeat a question already asked by your apponent.
3. You are not allowed to repeat anything discussed in the game with anyone.
4. If you choose not to answer a question, you have the option to do a dare or "personal favor" instead.

5. Any question goes.

Created in 2005
By: Kayla Monceaux

"Let's play this game I heard about"
"What's it called?"
"Question-Question"

by person whom fell for her trick January 16, 2016