pushing the Bayonet

When your body is Deteriorating from doing to many drugs and you continue getting high

Have you seen Erica lately she’s really pushing the bayonet! Someone should tell her the party has to end some time before she’s one with the fishes!

by DaDonDonTayTay March 18, 2025

Pushing jelly

Pushing jelly refers to handling a messy, hard-to-control task where progress is slow and things often fall apart. Unlike moving a solid object, it requires patience and small, careful nudges to keep things together and guide them in the right direction.

Managing cross-team alignment without clear ownership? That’s not project management, it’s pushing jelly.

by Vernism April 18, 2025

Pushin' G

The act of gently pressing or stimulating the G-spot of a cat, often when she's in heat, causing her to react in peculiar, sometimes intense ways. Typically done by breeders or veterinarians for reproductive purposes, though it's gained a bit of a meme status online for its weirdly specific and awkward nature.

"Bro, my cat was yowling all night — had to end up pushin' g to calm her down."

Note: Not for casual petting. Know what you're doing or leave it to the pros.

by pushag May 24, 2025

Pushin' G

The act of gently pressing or stimulating the G-spot of a cat, often when she's in heat, causing her to react in peculiar, sometimes intense ways. Typically done by breeders or veterinarians for reproductive purposes, though it's gained a bit of a meme status online for its weirdly specific and awkward nature.

"Bro, my cat was yowling all night — had to end up pushin' g to calm her down."

Note: Not for casual petting. Know what you're doing or leave it to the pros.

by pushag May 24, 2025

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

pushing steel with sex appeal

How Greg with 2 Gs be pushing barges.

That’s how Greg earns them papers, by pushing steel with sex appeal.

by MrMrEZG July 20, 2025

Pushing P

The almighty power of God restoring and transforming any situation against the innocent and His vengence against their oppositions...magnified to know it is Him.

"Touch NOT my annoited!" The enemy was warned but continued to cause harm to a chosen one, now God is Pushing P in their lives and they're losing everything.

by Glory Carrier November 16, 2025