puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed

Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her

by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel March 8, 2014

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Banana Nutella Puppy

A puppy made out of bananas and Nutella

“Oh look at that cute banana Nutella puppy”

by OchakoUraraka November 20, 2021

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022