poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

by atsxpw March 5, 2011

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

poseidon's pash

Water splashing up so fiercely from the tpilet bowl due to defecating, that it penetrates your butthole.

I dumped a log so solid it gave me a fierce poseidon's pash.

by BrownDoggyDog May 23, 2018

Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Pedigree Poser

Someone who thinks they can buy themselves into a steroeotyped clique . (Buying Clothes/Jewelry/Plushs)

Girl 1 : Dude , look at the girl ..
Girl 2 : Yeah .. she's such a pedigree poser .
Girl 1 : What a wannabe ..

by smileyy-pikaaa January 28, 2010

offroad poser

One who has an off-road vehicle but dosent off-road the vehicle

Oh look he has a badass prerunner,

Yea but he is a offroad poser he doesn't drive it like it's suppost to

by jonny sequoita November 13, 2013

art poser

usually a girl, but will not assume. Someone who thinks they are so artsy they have a VSCO and try their hardest to be vintage like their mom, which doesn’t work out. Bell bottoms are not coming back.

“You see that girl? “

“Yea, she looks like an art poser. trying to hard to time travel to bell bottoms.”

by cringetoaster222 May 19, 2018