When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
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I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
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a word used by someone with no self respect, who likes to jump on the band-wagon rather than thinking for themselves.
a word used in humour or hatred but often linked to a person who probably has never had a conversation with a Gypsy/Traveller person because they are too gutless.
a bigotted term to boost an insuffiently formed ego, probably of some loser who sits down the pub from the time it opens putting the world to rights, and wakes up the following day with piss down his trousers.
a word used by someone with no self respect, who likes to jump on the band-wagon rather than thinking for themselves.
a word used in humour or hatred but often linked to a person who probably has never had a conversation with a Gypsy/Traveller person because they are too gutless.
a bigotted term to boost an insuffiently formed ego, probably of some loser who sits down the pub from the time it opens putting the world to rights, and wakes up the following day with piss down his trousers.
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My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
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