Pillow Hugger

A cute girl with a bad sense of humor and is in denial of hot guys around her. she secretly digs non-egotistical guys but allegedly points out flaws in the ones she loves most. She's usually into asian guys with small egos and they love ice skating because it makes them look "cold as ice" when she's honestly ALMOST as hot as JLB.

I met this Pillow Hugger in Djibouti , she's so into me but she keeps calling me a vegetable.

by AsianKevin June 15, 2016

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Pillow

Something you sleep on or you can just sit with it and it can be soft or hard

“The new pillow I got yesterday is so nice and soft!” “My pillow is very soft.”

by Jordanisgreat March 29, 2020

pillow gravy

The ejaculate of a person that spills onto the bed clothes accidentally or on purpose.

She wanted a facial, but it was all pillow gravy when I finished.

by Waldan November 8, 2023

pillowable

A phrase or quote that is particularly well-suited to appearing on a pillow in needlepoint.

Everything Lisa says is pillowable.

by snoopwombat October 20, 2015

pillow pounder

someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.

my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows

hes my lil pillow pounder <3

by IWantMyForeskinBackBitch December 18, 2023